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Delivery...
One 65' custom-built motor yacht replete with 4 staterooms, state-of-the-
art galley, GPS System and navigation radar, twin supercharged diesel
engines, etc.
Cost:........................................ $4,500,000.00
Being prepared for maiden launch. Crane transfer from quayside to water.
Other costs :
Crane + rigging + labour engaged for 2 hours......................
$2,500.00
Champagne, chocolate-covered strawberries with cream............... $300.00
Music dockside for 'soon-to-be-owners' and a small group of
friends..$500.00
Photographer to capture the happy moment............................
$350.00
...and then......
Watching from quayside as a ( $55.00 ) faulty turnbuckle on the hoisting
rig collapses &...
your dream boat nosedives into the harbor with two corporate
representatives [one in the bridge and the other seen 'hanging' in the
stern] performing the handover routine just prior to inking the final
paperwork...
priceless!
All expletives heard at this scene have been deleted.
Delivery...
One 65' custom-built motor yacht replete with 4 staterooms, state-of-the-
art galley, GPS System and navigation radar, twin supercharged diesel
engines, etc.
Cost:........................................ $4,500,000.00
Being prepared for maiden launch. Crane transfer from quayside to water.
Other costs :
Crane + rigging + labour engaged for 2 hours......................
$2,500.00
Champagne, chocolate-covered strawberries with cream............... $300.00
Music dockside for 'soon-to-be-owners' and a small group of
friends..$500.00
Photographer to capture the happy moment............................
$350.00
...and then......
Watching from quayside as a ( $55.00 ) faulty turnbuckle on the hoisting
rig collapses &...
your dream boat nosedives into the harbor with two corporate
representatives [one in the bridge and the other seen 'hanging' in the
stern] performing the handover routine just prior to inking the final
paperwork...
priceless!
All expletives heard at this scene have been deleted.
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