재미있는글/풍자와 해학,좋은글

Guess what this is?

IceBass 2008. 6. 3. 18:26

Guess what this is?
Answer -----at the end


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


It?s a new Prison in the UK !
Prison vs Work
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.

 

 

@ PRISON

@ WORK

You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell


@ PRISON

you spend the majority of your time
In an 6X6 cubicle /office



@ WORK

You get three meals a day fully paid for


@ PRISON

you get a break for one meal and
You have to pay for it


@ WORK

You get time off for good behavior

you get more work for
Good behavior

@ PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you


@ PRISON

@ WORK
You must often carry a security card
And open all the doors for yourself


@ WORK

You can watch TV and play games


@ PRISON

you could get fired for watching
TV and playing games


@ WORK

You get your own toilet


@ PRISON

you have to share the toilet with
Some people who pee on the seat


@ WORK

They allow your family and friends to visit

@ PRISON

you aren't even supposed to speak
To your family


@ WORK

All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required


@ PRISON

you get to pay all your expenses to go
To work, and they deduct taxes from
Your salary to pay for prisoners


@ WORK

You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out

you spend most of your time wanting
To get out and go inside bars


@ PRISON

You must deal with sadistic wardens


@ WORK

They are called managers

 




Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check emails.

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